Angelica Oung--Battlepanda (the Battlepanda?)--is back: http://battlepanda.com:
Maybe, just maybe, despite all the junk we have in our collective consciousness, a synapse will fire. Cookie...no...longer...in...cookie...jar......WHO TAKE?!
The cookie analogy continues:
Alan Greenspan in '83: Let me put this cookie away for you so you can have it for dessert later instead of ruining your dinner.
Al Gore in 2000: I wouldn't keep the cookie jar right out in plain sight if I were you.
George Bush in 2005: Oh uh! Somebody ate your cookies! Or perhaps your cookies never existed in the first place.
American people: Why preznit hand in cookie jar?
GB: To make sure this terrible terrible thing never happens again, next time we're going to keep the cookies in a jar with your name on it!
American people: (...)