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September 21, 2007

A Berkeley Joke

How many silver Priuses can fit in a Whole Foods parking lot?

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i think that's a boulder joke too

Is there a sale on Durian fruit or Kopi Luwak?

No, no, the most common color is blue, I should know...

None, the drivers' self-satisfaction takes up the entire lot.

Follow-up: Of that set, how many are buying $7/lb tomatoes?

A few more as soon as we rip up those damned sidewalks.

That depends on how many Volvos are left.

Shouldn't the plural of Prius be Prii?

Plenty, if Berkeley's Hayward fault slips?

None, if Ahnold gets there first?

I don't know, is the Prius ego blimp standard equipment or an add-on?

NO, 4th declension.

Make that -- I don't know, does Sainthood allow Prius owners' cars to float?

Well, a third of them. Duh! The others are at Trader Joe's, or at Chez Pannisse.

You bought silver? Boring. The blue and green colors are much more interesting.

Factoid: Silverish and Platinumish are the most popular car colors in the U.S. In many other countries, the most popular color is white.

Brad's is silver, but he also put spinners on it, a whale-tail, and 24" rims.

If it's 4th declension the plural of Prius would still be Prius, as in sheep.

The real Berkeley joke would be how many silver Priuses fit in the Berkeley Bowl's parking lot.

it really depends on how many honda elements are all ready there.... at monterey market....

dude, that's a Charlottesville joke.

By ferd

"Make that -- I don't know, does Sainthood allow Prius owners' cars to float?"

I think they CAN float, and also Prius owners'farts don't smell because the car incorporates them into its combustion system.

All that farting that goes on Ex-Prius is lost however, but I think that Toyota is working on a portable attachment for that problem.

Here's a different joke:

How many neo-cons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None: they just short out the wiring of the house next door and declare Mission Accomplished.

I thought that there was an ordinance requiring that the number of Prius in a parking lot could not exceed (Elements + Hybrid Hondas) + (stock Scions - Mercedes "swatch" cars) - (Hybrid Escapes + Escallades). Here in Vegas Prius totals are regulated as not exceeding 25% of total Hummers.

(I too had assumed Prius to be 4th declension....)

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