Lo, there I see my father,
Lo, there I see my mother
And my sisters and my brothers.
Lo, there I see the line of my ancestors
Back to the beginning,
Lo, they do call to me
They bid me take my place among them
In the halls of Valhalla
Where the brave may live forever...
Benefits to watching the last forty minutes of The Thirteenth Warrior on the iPhone while riding the exercise bike:
- The chance that I will stop pedaling before the full forty minutes are up is infinitesimal...
- It calls forth a degree of muscular exertion that I had thought lost long ago...
Still the best Beowulf.