It does not come from St. Joseph, Missouri.
It is not made in a brewery located where there used to be a stockyard.
It is not drunk by workers at a stockyard.
Instead, it is from San Jose, California.
Well, "Wichita Lineman", "Galveston", and "By the Time I Get to Phoenix" were all written on the beach in Malibu. And both "Dixie" and "Swanee River" were written in Philadelphia…
Where did Walter Scott write, anyway?