Dispatches From The FEMA Camps: Obama’s Second Term Will Destroy American Values, Be Amazing: FEMA will be herding meth-addled real 'Mericans from all across the heartland into railcars and shipping them to camps.
Why trains? Because it’s more socialist that way.
Of course, Wonketteers are probably reading this and saying to themselves:
Hey this sounds great and all but how will Barry create the kind of emergency necessary to justify FEMA camps?”\
The answer is the same way he got re-elected: Sandy-like superstorms.
“Hurricane Sandy interrupted Mr. Romney’s momentum and allowed Mr. Obama to look presidential and bipartisan,” Karl Rove rightly explained.
Why do you think Obama used the White House weather machine to create Sandy in the first place?
You didn’t think the whole climate change conspiracy was just a ruse to build solar panels and wind farms did you? You’re missing the overall. Wind farms are the little Donald Segretti of this plot.