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Snapple Iced Tea

Snapple Peach Iced Tea is one of those drinks that is as close to what the gods drink on Olympos as human taste buds can sense.

Snapple Lemonade Iced Tea is not. It's really skanky.

Memo to self: Do not buy Snapple Iced Tea variety packs. They are conspiracies to snake... snaek... sneak Lemonade and (shudder) Plum-i-Granite Iced Tea into the house.