You cannot make this up. You really cannot make this up. George W. Bush is beyond parody. Beyond all possible parody:
rubber hose: great moments in history: see how three presidents answered the question "what was the best moment of your presidency?" to summarize:
- carter: the camp david negotiations
- clinton: the resolution of the kosovo crisis
- bush: that time i caught a big fish on my ranch
y'know, as richard cranium says, bush is probably right. catching that fish probably was the best thing he's done since he entered the oval office. who says i never agree with the president?