Ask the Weblogosphere (Hispanic Pizza Menace Edition)

Is it a good idea to succumb to the Hispanic Pizza Menace and use Trader Joe's roasted tomato salsa as the tomato-sauce base for a pizza, given that we have a mysteriously understocked cupboard?

I assume that jalapenos then have to feature in the supra-cheese layer of the topping. But what do I do with the leftover teriyaki chicken?