Your momma's so fat she visits the emergency room to treat her diabetes.
…And then he said, 'which fork do I start with first'!'
My job is not to worry about the 47%. I'll never convince them to take personal responsibility for not inheriting stocks.
You're so poor, you only have one house!
I like firing people who provide me services unless they are running my failing campaign!
I'm not out-of-touch like McCain. I know how many houses I own. Twenty-nine!
Obama stole my bad, I mean good, no bad heath care idea!
Excuse me Sir, but I PAID for this election!
I think I know a thing or two about foreign policy. Lots of my money sits in foreign countries!
Where's the Kobe beef?
Are you better off than one of my prized horses, America?
Planned Parenthood, we're gonna get rid of that!
Obamacare? I built that!
No one needs to see my birth certificate!
You don't have to own 4 houses to know housing market isn't where it should be, Mr. President!
Mr. President, I know George W. Bush. George W. Bush is a friend of mine. And Mr. President, you're no George W. Bush!
*Mr President, you've left this economy on the roof far too long!