Me: I don't understand why people are so down on Lindsay Lohan as an actress. I can remember scenes that she really did very well--that scene in "Freaky Friday," for example, where she looks into the mirror and screams: "I'm so old! I'm like the Cryptkeeper!!"
Child: Dad, that wasn't Lindsay Lohan. That was Jamie Lee Curtis.
Me: No, that was Lindsay Lohan.
Child: Jamie Lee Curtis.
Me: No, you see, they switched...
Child: The characters switched bodies. The actresses didn't. That was Jamie Lee Curtis.
Me: Oh.
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